Just Add Water… Please!

He Said:  There’s an old joke about the wife who’s such a bad cook, she can’t boil water.  Well…?  My wife forgets to add water altogether.  Only the smell of charred MSG and melting plastic alerts her to her mistake.

She Said:  Weirdly, it didn’t smell that bad this time.  Yeah.  I’ve done this before.

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