The Hills are Alive with the Sound of Whoo-hoo!

He Said:  So, SheSaid and I were hiking Runyon Canyon and having several “That’s you!” sightings…

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… when we passed two shirtless guys who I very much wish were me.  These guys were hot and had amazing bodies.

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No, that’s not them.  But here’s our conversation.

She Said:  Holy shit, lookit that!  

He Said:  What?  That dog?  Yeah, cute.

She Said:  No, those guys, dummy.  I bet they’re models.

He Said:  Uh, yeah, if you can get a job modeling ugliness.

She Said: I bet they’ve been in GQ.

He Said:  GQ?  More like P.U.!  That is hilarious.  No, it’s not, but I think I made my point.

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