The Hills are Alive with the Sound of Whoo-hoo!
He Said: So, SheSaid and I were hiking Runyon Canyon and having several “That’s you!” sightings…

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… when we passed two shirtless guys who I very much wish were me. These guys were hot and had amazing bodies.

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No, that’s not them. But here’s our conversation.
She Said: Holy shit, lookit that!
He Said: What? That dog? Yeah, cute.
She Said: No, those guys, dummy. I bet they’re models.
He Said: Uh, yeah, if you can get a job modeling ugliness.
She Said: I bet they’ve been in GQ.
He Said: GQ? More like P.U.! That is hilarious. No, it’s not, but I think I made my point.

