Toilet Paper Heart
He Said: Any of you who follow our blog may remember we have a game where we hide finished rolls of toilet paper on the other. Well, with Shesaid out of town for the last month, I had a lot of opportunity to surprise her with hidden rolls… of fat, sadly, but also of toilet paper. Follow my TP genius -
Hmm, I wonder if this is how Richard Gere got started… And yeah, I’m sure you had the friend who knew the guy who knew the nurse. Everyone did.
These’ll go great with that new thing she bought that she already has six of.
The Matryoshka Doll of toilet paper rolls.
These toilet paper rolls belonged to my mother. Someday, I hope to have a child who will hang these from his or her slutty little earlobes.
Ugh. So tacky after Labor Day.
Part of a nutritional, well-balanced breakfast, and a deeply disturbing day on the toilet.
Foot roll - if only they were scented with Febreze.
Finally, now that she’s back… California roll.
I guess we show our love one toilet paper roll at a time. It’s silly but it’s us. And now she’s got a lot to retaliate for. I’ll be finding rolls in pockets, drawers, pillow cases and chip bags for weeks to come. But I hope that before I die, I will hide the final TP roll and write “I win” on it. I know it’s petty but that’s how I… well… roll.
