That’s You! (fanny pack edition)
She Said: That’s you going to the gym. Not sure why you need the 3-pound vinyl gut goiter, but I’ve never seen you head off without it. One day, someone’s gonna mistake you for a wealthy, yet slow-witted tourist and jump your ass.
He Said: The gym is the only time I ever wear it, and it makes sense. This way my stuff (keys, wallet, dignity) won’t get stolen in the locker room. Besides, let’s be honest, this is way closer to being me - the fanny pack doubles as little shorts!
