January 2011
6 posts
All Grown Up
She Said: It used to be that a girl became a woman the night she lost her maidenhood. This monumental moment was to happen on her honeymoon. I think most of us became women in much more unique ways.
He Said: Maidenhood? Ha! Who are you John Donne?
She Said: John Donne?
He Said: Yeah, it’s from “The Flea”. It’s a whole poem about getting laid for the first...
Yeah... Well, that's you!
He Said: Okay, it’s my turn to play “That’s you.”
THAT’S YOU!
“I’m almost ready! I just have to do my lips and then we can go. Man, I don’t know why I go through lip gloss so quickly. God, I hate my eyes. They’re so far apart. Do you think my… wait, what the fuck?! What’s that on the corner of my mouth? Has it always...
Quizzical Therapy - Part 2
He Said: Since I took a sex quiz last week, we figured it was SheSaid’s turn. What to choose…? There was one from Women’s Health that dared: “See if you can tell the difference between sex toys and household objects!” This made me wonder if SheSaid had a lot dick-shaped cooking utensils lying around, and if so, why isn’t she spending more time in the...
That's You
She Said: HeSaid and I play a game called “That’s you!” Basically, we point at people - online, on TV or in real life - shove each other in the arm and go, “That’s you.” Sometimes, we give the person imaginary dialogue. The comparison is never a flattering one, d’uh-doih! (™ Community) There was a Simpsons episode where Bart and Lisa did it too, which...
Quizzical Therapy
She Said: So HeSaid was doing one of those Men’s Health quizzes the other day. I thought I’d share his answers with you guys. As you’ll see, he can never pick one of the choices provided. His answers are in CAPS!
ARE YOU LOUSY IN BED?
You may think she’s satisfied, but find out how she really feels:
1. What do you touch to drive her wild?
yourself
her...
I Hereby Resolve
He said: Okay, so we just passed that infamous time of the year…
She said: It obviously wasn’t the time of year when you clip the toenails on your Gulliver feet, so you must be talking about New Year’s resolutions.
He said: The problem with resolutions is we often don’t dig deep enough.
She said: That’s ‘cause we don’t always know the stuff that...