REALITY CHECK.

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#Louis CK

#Louie

#Someone for Everyone

#marriage

#marriage humor

#he said she said

WHEN I TELL MY HUSBAND MY PARENTS ARE ON THE PHONE FOR HIM

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#The Simpsons

#panic

#marriage

#marriage humor

#husbands

#he said she said

WHEN I ASK MY WIFE TO HELP WITH THE DISHES

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#Orange is the New Black

#Taystee

#Bullshit

#Shit to the Bull

#marriage

#marriage humor

#he said she said

YEP.

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#Orange is the New Black

#believe in love

#brave

#Crazy Eyes

#Morello

#Lorna Morello

#Netflix

#love

just-grasping-at-straws

Your blog is fantastic and I love it! Keep up the good work 👍❤️

Thank you so much!  We always love hearing from people, and truly appreciate the feedback!  

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nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

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#marriage

#diet

#sugar

#food

MY WIFE

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#bobs burgers

#linda belcher

#marriage

MY HUSBAND ANY NIGHT AFTER 10:30

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#tired

#sleep eating

#awake

#barely awake

#marriage

#marriage humor

#love

#husband

#husband material

#he said she said

COOKING IS NEVER EASY AND IT’S NEVER FUN

She Said:  As someone who hates cooking, I cannot express how much I love these cooking videos by comedian Henry Phillips.  

They are great.

They are ridiculous.

They are brilliant.

"I found that if you have a really good sautee pan, you really don’t need somebody to share your life with."

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#Henry Phillips

#Henry's Kitchen

#cooking

#cooking skills

#spaghetti

#marriage

#marriage humor

#he said she said

#bad cooks

sparklehime:

look at this card

sparklehime:

look at this card

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