HOW MY WIFE APPROACHES MOST SITUATIONS.  #HeSaid

HOW MY WIFE APPROACHES MOST SITUATIONS.  #HeSaid

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#House of Cards

#Robin Wright

#suffering

#TV wives

#marriage

#marriage humor

#he said she said

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#pillow strategy

#sleeping together

#couples

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#he said she said

TILL DEATH

- I blame my mother for my poor sex life.  All she told me was, “The man goes on top and the woman underneath.”  For three years, my husband and I slept in bunk beds.

- I have no sex appeal.  If my husband didn’t toss and turn, we’d never have had the kid.

- My husband killed himself.  And it was my fault.  We were making love and I took the bag off my head.

Sigh.

It really seemed like Joan Rivers would live forever.

She was brave, crude, mean, honest and hilarious.

Thank you, Joan, for all of it.

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#Joan Rivers

#marriage jokes

#Joan Rivers jokes

#comedian

#legend

#legendary comedian

#female comedians

#marriage

GOOFING OFF IN THE PARK WITH MY HUSBAND.  #SheSaid

GOOFING OFF IN THE PARK WITH MY HUSBAND.  #SheSaid

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#dogs

#playing

#play ball

#touch football

#crazy

#marriage

#marriage humor

#marriage blog

#he said she said

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this is so fucking cute and i reblog it every time sdfjsdfsd

WOW, IS THIS ADORABLE.

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#cute

#cute couple

#cartoon

#love

#romance

#cosy

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#marriage humor

#he said she said

HOW TO TRUMP THE 20th ANNIVERSARY OF “FRIENDS”

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We’re maaaaarrriiieeeeed!

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#Brad and Angelina

#Brad Pitt

#Angelina Jolie

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#Brad and Angelina get married

#romance

#wedding

#secret wedding

#he said she said

WHEN I TELL MY WIFE THE STORE WAS OUT OF GUMMIES

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#Bob's Burgers

#good life

#gummies

#candy

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#marriage humor

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HOW MY WIFE RESPONDS TO HALF MY JOKES.  #HeSaid

HOW MY WIFE RESPONDS TO HALF MY JOKES.  #HeSaid

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#Friends

#Rachel

#Rachel Green

#Jennifer Aniston

#marriage

#marriage humor

#he said she said

MY WIFE ON HER WAY TO THE GYM

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#working out

#work out

#aerobics

#80s workout

#boot camp

#marriage

#marriage humor

#he said she said

MY HUSBAND WHEN HE THINKS I’M TAKING TOO LONG TO MAKE MY POINT.  #SheSaid



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MY HUSBAND WHEN HE THINKS I’M TAKING TOO LONG TO MAKE MY POINT.  #SheSaid

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