I Do Already

That’s what Danny said about Mindy’s Haiti haircut.  ’Cause he loved it, ‘cause he loves her, and we love them and they are the greatest.

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He Said:  Here’s everybody’s favorite TV teen, TINA BELCHER, tripping out on coffee, much like #SheSaid getting her Starbucks fix.

She Said:  And you’re Teddy, giant bear hands clutching teeny espresso cup.

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Why is everyone so desperate to make the next movie for guys?

Specifically, guys 14 to 26.

Or whatever.  You know the range.  Teenage to Peter Pan Syndrome.

Jack-Ass-y.

Tosh.0-y

Wear-their-jeans-below-their-bums-y.

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Hollywood Execs: you’re doing it wrong.

What are the true big movies?

I mean huge earners that are also classics and beloved stories?

They’re the ones you call Chick Flicks.

Dirty Dancing, where a shy young woman, whose name is Frances but who’s called Baby, falls in love with a sexy, romantic, but misunderstood Patrick Swayze, learns to dance and gains her soul.

And Titanic, where a repressed young woman, whose name is Rose but who’s treated like a baby, falls in love with a sexy, romantic, but misunderstood Leonardo di Caprio, dances in steerage class and gains her life.

They’re both told from the girl’s point of view, both celebrate the freedom to love who you want, and both let the girl fly.

Also, they both made a ton of bucks.

Why?  Because girls and women went to see them.  Repeatedly.

So all this bullshit about women not going to the movies?

Is just that.

Bullshit.

I know some people dismiss Titanic as Romeo & Juliet on a boat.  

Sure, kind of.  With one death instead of two.  I mean, one from the couple.  TONS of people die in both stories!

And I know a lot of people crap on James Cameron’s writing, but if his dialogue’s not the subtlest thing on the boat, his structure is Save the Cat solid.

You know the only movie to do bigger box office than Titanic?

Romeo & Juliet on Pandora: Avatar.

Again, go ahead and rag on the dialogue.  Cringe at the fact someone came up with “Unobtainium”, hopefully as a joke, and through multiple drafts, someone else kept it in. 

Or look at it as another movie where the hero (a guy in this case) literally comes to see the world differently because of love.

Then go make more movies for “chicks.”